You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420
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Keep the dictionary open, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665
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i m sendinG This Fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate . . . . . . . ''APRIL FOOL''
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U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*
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WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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