E=every where
so now lets START

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.

womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life

Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long be aware of LOVER
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!

positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank God that, cows dont fly!

true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho

let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.

Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled.
i wish your day is full of SMILE

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person.
I just did.

Only the open heart receives
Only the open mind receives
Only the open hand receives
Only the CUTE 1's receive

I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.


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