I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
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It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
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Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
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When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
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You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
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If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
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The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
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Some people die. Others become a teacher...
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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
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I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
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Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
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Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
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Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
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