Kisi Ko Board Mein Number Barhwane Hy To Mujhe Roll No Batadai..
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Main Dua Karunga.. :-P
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Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!
Father:Wht?
Son:Kitab Kholna. . .!
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'...
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Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
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To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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tak sab kuch acha ho hi jata hai-happys endings or agar aisa ny hua to...
supplementary abhi baaki hai mere dost...
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The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….
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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
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Our education system does not teach us teamwork..
When v solve our x'ams in group discussion wid othrs they cal it COPYING..
FOOLISH PEOPLE..
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600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab hai.
G.N
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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Main Dua Karunga.. :-P
_
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
.
.
.
.
.
Søn:Yes Papa . .!
Father:Wht?
Son:Kitab Kholna. . .!
_
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'...
_
Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
_
To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!
_
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
_
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
_
tak sab kuch acha ho hi jata hai-happys endings or agar aisa ny hua to...
supplementary abhi baaki hai mere dost...
_
The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….
_
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
_
Our education system does not teach us teamwork..
When v solve our x'ams in group discussion wid othrs they cal it COPYING..
FOOLISH PEOPLE..
_
600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab hai.
G.N
_
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”
_
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
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5 things intellgent students do durin exam preparation: 1-sleepin
2-messaging
3-watchin movies
4-dream of touchin books 5-Askin others kuch padha kya...
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exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,
hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,
kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,
takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!
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AGAR KISI SUBJECT K DILOJAN SE PADHO TO SARI KAYNAAT TUMHE CLEAR KARNE ME JUT JATI HE.AGAR AISA NA HO TO YE END NAHI HE,ABHI 1 AUR ATTEMPT BAKI HE PYARE.
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Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa? Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia! Baap: acha! aur baqi? Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe! Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra? Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->
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Itni shiddat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hai. K har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki sazish ki hai. Kehte hain k Agr tm ksi paper me pass hona chahte ho to sari kaynat tmhe usko pass karane ki koshsh me lag jati he.Ye exams bi hmari hindi filmo ki tarha hote hain.End me sab thek ho jata he HAPPYS ENDINGS or agr kch thek na ho to exam abi khatm nhi hue, SUPPLEE abi baki hai mere dost.......
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lyf of da collge student wallet hai paisay nhi lecturere hai attendence nhi cell hai balnce nhi frends hai girl frend nhi exam hai tension nhi parhna hai mood nhi
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To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.
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Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu. Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks. Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks. Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
_
5 things intellgent students do durin exam preparation: 1-sleepin
2-messaging
3-watchin movies
4-dream of touchin books 5-Askin others kuch padha kya...
_
exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,
hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,
kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,
takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!
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AGAR KISI SUBJECT K DILOJAN SE PADHO TO SARI KAYNAAT TUMHE CLEAR KARNE ME JUT JATI HE.AGAR AISA NA HO TO YE END NAHI HE,ABHI 1 AUR ATTEMPT BAKI HE PYARE.
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Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa? Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia! Baap: acha! aur baqi? Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe! Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra? Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->
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Itni shiddat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hai. K har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki sazish ki hai. Kehte hain k Agr tm ksi paper me pass hona chahte ho to sari kaynat tmhe usko pass karane ki koshsh me lag jati he.Ye exams bi hmari hindi filmo ki tarha hote hain.End me sab thek ho jata he HAPPYS ENDINGS or agr kch thek na ho to exam abi khatm nhi hue, SUPPLEE abi baki hai mere dost.......
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lyf of da collge student wallet hai paisay nhi lecturere hai attendence nhi cell hai balnce nhi frends hai girl frend nhi exam hai tension nhi parhna hai mood nhi
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To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.
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Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu. Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks. Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks. Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
