It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever.
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Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
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I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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How was Heaven when you left it?
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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
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If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
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Excuse me, do you live around here often?
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Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
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Are we related? Do you want to be?
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
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You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
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Say, did we go to different schools together?
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
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The only thing that matters is that we're together.
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I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
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Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
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Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
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I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! 

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