Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! _ |
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I I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals. _ Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to the Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... " Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?" _ I Miss you a Lot Dear.... SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 " Don't get excited. She sent It to me." _ If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. _ MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI. _ Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excellent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R. _ Roses are Red Sky is Blue My Bitch is Pregnant Thanks to You.... _ This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat. _ Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER. _ When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die. See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl. _ Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely. |