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What are you doing up there? Come down and reply to my msg.
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Wana know if ur cousin is intrested in u? when she is in kitchen slap at her back. if she smiles then congratulation. If looks back Angrily than shout BAJI DAR GAYEE
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Thandi hawa chal rahi hai. Parinday sorahai hain. zaheen log sms likhe rahay hain aur bewqoof sms parh rahay hain.
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The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you
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You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
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My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
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My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
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Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
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Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working!
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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
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I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
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I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
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I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?
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Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..
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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before.
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

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