I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
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He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
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Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
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Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
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Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home
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Born Free........Taxed to Death
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Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

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